Continuing the computer chronicles.
In my last post I was sitting back fat, dumb, and happy; just me and my Coleco Adam. Then–
In 1991 a life-changing event occurred—I was presented with the opportunity to retire. No my job wasn’t eliminated—I wasn’t escorted out of the building—the company just wanted to get rid of us o ld farts— er—trim some expenses.
I always liked Jaguars, maybe I’d sell Jaguars? —But, those salesmen have to put in a lot of hours—I don’t think I want that—not for me. What else do I like?
(Sounds of a lumber mill and the smell of sawdust)
Zounds, egads, and a few other mild oaths. I think I’ve got it:
I like computers!
But can you make money with a computer?.
I did some research and bought several books on making money with a computer.
First I needed a computer.
I bought a new 486 PC equipped with 2 floppy drives and a hard drive (I think it had 120 mb, I know I kept running out of space, and a nice Canon ink jet printer. Since I was going to use it for business, I had it equipped with a tape backup system to make certain that all of my client information was secure.
Tape backup? Did you ever hear of a tape backup system?
In 1991, the only practical methods for backup were:
5 ¼ “ floppy disk with a capacity of 360Kb or 3 ½” floppy disk with a capacity of 1.44Mb
Both had very limited capacity compared to the tape which had a whopping 30Mb.
Yes Mb is Megabyte, not Gigabyte, or Terabyte. It’s humorous to think of worrying about backing up 120Mb until you realize it was the equivalent of 85 floppy disks. Then the tape made sense.
I bought various software programs, Word, Excel, and Paradox. I didn’t know what software my business would need.
This was in the days of DOS, so there was no multitasking; I had to satisfy myself with working on one task at a time. Special utilities were needed to control memory (all 4 Mb of it), access the internet, and do email.
Then Windows came and simplified our lives, didn’t it?
Well what do you think —Windows—Fer or Agin?
I talked my brother into forming a consulting company with me. I learned to use all of the software. I was ready for business—whatever business—perhaps I should say what business?
Neither my brother or I were hungry enough to work or we were just too wussy to go out and sell ourselves.
I can’t speak for my brother, but considering my successful venture in selling insurance and Mutual funds (after all the time and effort it took to get licensed), I can safely say that as a salesman, I am a WUSS!
Not just a WUSS but a WUSSY Geek—or is that a Geeky WUSS?
More Computer Chronicles to follow: