Doing “Writerly” Things

I’m back. Did you miss me? You probably thought I gave up on blogging.

With all deference to Kristen Lamb, who has taught me, “Blog several times a week”, I’m guilty and I have no excuse. I allowed myself to get ensnarled in a myriad of projects, anything but writing.

I thought that if I wasn’t going to write, I could do other “Writerly” type things.

What kind of things? Oh, you know–er–um.

  • Take out the trash
  • Buy a new battery for my Dana
  • Build a new website or
  • Improve the present site

The following item provided a push: I got an email from GoDaddy telling me that my Hosting fees were coming due. I was paying for hosting fees on both my website and my blog, and I thought

“Hey, this looks like the perfect time to eliminate my website and move it to my blog. That shouldn’t be too difficult for a techie like me.”

 

In my early days before the dawn of the PC I had worked as a programmer using Assembler language for the S360. I must have done a fairly good job as I was paid well.

 

Having said that, I sadly confess, (hides face in shame  and murmurs) “I am totally inept at WebPages”.

You ask, “Why”.

(Said in total FRUSTRATION)! “Because, I have no CONTROL!

At my age CONTROL becomes very important. My wife wants to CONTROL me; the government wants to CONTROL me. You have to fight for every last thing that YOU could possibly CONTROL, and I can’t even CONTROL where a picture is going to be placed.

I insert the cursor at the point where the picture should reside, I Insert image; it appears, filling the entire page. Oh well I can handle that. With great skill, I shrink the image to the desired size, yes that looks good.

No, I want it a little closer or farther from the text, it doesn’t matter which. The damn picture won’t move!

After throwing a minor tantrum, I realize that I have not activated text-wrap and therefore the picture is locked in position, I change the setting and move the picture to the spot where I want it. Success

 

So now I have a Word document to copy to my Blog site. I do a Copy and Paste from Word to WordPress.

Looks pretty good but where are the pictures. Oh right, I have to Insert them, No you can’t Copy and Paste them.

Okay, I find the jpegs and upload them to WordPress and then insert them into my Page/Post. The picture magically appears–but it’s not where I want it. I try moving it, nudging it, backspacing it, nothing works—-I go to edit the picture to see if I can set the location. Oh, yes there it is, Left, Center, Right.

How about 1/8 inch to the right of the text?

What do you mean I can’t do that! I used to manipulate individual Bits of a Byte, and you’re telling me I can’t do that. Programmers can do anything!

(With profuse apologies you say), “I didn’t realize that you had this extensive technical background; you can do anything you want using CSS.

What the Hell is CSS? Oh it’s another language like HTML, XML, Java, and Pearl?

Languages, what kind of languages are those? What happened to Autocoder, Assembler, Cobol, and Fortran?

You never heard of those. What’s the world coming to?

Back to your languages, I know where Java is, do they speak Javanese? What about Pearl is that short for Pearl Harbor? I thought they spoke English?

Oh, you say it’s a programming language. Well, I should be able to master that.

I bought a book, WordPress Web Design for Dummies, I looked through it, I slept on it but it wouldn’t sink in. I needed a Rosetta stone to make sense out of this.

I sent a message to my mentor Laird Sapir who suggested a marvelous website W3Schools.com with tutorials and opportunities to practice the lesson. W3Schools.com was a big help.

Armed with my new knowledge I added fonts to my blog, changed font size, changed colors…..

But I still couldn’t place those pictures exactly where I wanted them.

In desperation or frustration over my inability to CONTROL I emailed Laird who readily agreed to help me. I felt an immediate sense of relief the moment I turned the problem over to her. In a week the pages were ready for publication. Her rates were very reasonable and I was very pleased.

 

So here I am writing this blog post to announce the new pages added to my blog site Donald Bueltmann

What do you think of it? Please let me know.

I have now been able to return to my WIP a trilogy about a parallel universe.

So what’s the purpose of all this rambling…?

You have to choose your role in life. Are you a writer, a publisher, a web designer, etc? Do what you excel at and give others a chance to demonstrate their skills.

One of my other mentors Harvey Stanbrough said this on his blog “I’m a Little Annoyed”

I think I’m going to listen to Harvey and remember this last experience and stick to what I know I can do and give others a chance to show what they know.

 

 

Storm 1—Computer 0

And the Byte Goes On

I went through several Pentium computers. Still making no money but I enjoyed playing games, Diablo, Myst, Doom, until gaming technology surpassed the ability of my computer.

Gee, what a shame    .

 

It was time for a new one, a dream computer. I decided that I would build one. I bought books on building a monster computer, the more I learned the more fearful I became.

Thankfully, my son Mark came to my rescue, he agreed to build one for me.

I researched the components I wanted and had them shipped to him in Ohio. This was really fun, picking out the case, the motherboard, CPU, and accessories. I’m not sure that Mark shared my enthusiasm?

 

The total cost of my acquisitions was $2000?

What did I get for my money a dual core AMD CPU, 2 Gb RAM, a 250 Mb high powered video card, and a top of the line ASUS motherboard. Not very impressive by today’s standards but I christened it with the name El Monstro.

I can’t believe how much I spent on this “toy”. My wife couldn’t either, nor could anyone else.

Words of Wisdom: I’ve had a lot of computers over the years and noted that a power computer will always cost between $1500 – $2000.

What kind of supercomputers have you had?

Tell me about them.

After assembly and break-in the computer was shipped via UPS back to me in Tucson. Fortunately it arrived and operated with no problems. My computer and I bonded and enjoyed each other’s company. In addition to writing it was also great at playing Titan’s Quest and Diablo 2, until.

(OK, this is where the tension rises). 

It was storming, one of our nice Arizona summer storms. You know the kind that flood the wash, blow down trees, and lightning sets fire to the bufflegrass. We moved to Arizona to escape from tornados.

Who knew there were such things as microbursts.

I wasn’t concerned about the storm, I had the supercomputer protected as it deserved to be by an APC Uninterruptible Power Supply (UPS) backup support and a surge suppressor. Let the lightning flash, the thunder roar, and the washes flood. Roar on Mother Nature.

Of course I had taken the precaution of turning my computer off (but not unplugging it).

After an especially loud thunder and lightning display, I heard a beeping coming from my office. It was the UPS telling me that it had been hit and was injured.

I unplugged it from the wall to stop the beeping noise. An hour later I tried to start the computer. Nothing, no sound, no beeps, no whir. I called one of my techie friends over to look at it. The motherboard had been fried. The motherboard had been the most expensive component in the system and now it was gone.

I could replace the mother board but technology had outstripped the rest of the components in the PC, it was completely outdated.

We had a fitting ceremony and retired it to a PC salvage company.

My friend sold me a fixer upper from his garage for $170. It was faster, had more memory, and a newer operating system than the deceased.

So much for spending $2000 on a computer.

Addendum to Words of Wisdom:

Even though I replaced a $2000 computer with a $170 computer that ran faster. A supercomputer today still costs $2 – 3 thousand.

How many of you have the same technological obsessions?

How much have you spent on a computer?

Tell me about your supercomputer.